March 2012
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Fans: I wanna hold your hand
Big Time Rush: That'll be 325 dollars
Mar 1st
437 notes
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when are online pre-cal assignments count as much as a quiz……………. dead. HIGHER PRE-CAL MARK HERE I COME.
Mar 1st
1 tag
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Mar 1st
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when my friends never know if i’m being sincere or not because i have chronic bitch face and a forever sarcastic tone. I’M NICE I SWEAR.
Mar 1st
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when people are bubble bursters and i just want to punch them.
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
120,647 notes
i wish tumblr had a list of all the tags you’ve ever used. that would be a damn long list but i’m being really ocd right now and i’m trying to organize my shit.
Mar 1st
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1 tag
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kaleidoscopeconfetti: My friend Michelle and I getting a shoutout from Christina Grimmie at her CD signing!  Just bringing this back because Christina is adorable. :3
Mar 1st
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Anonymous asked: i no wat u did last summer
Mar 1st
michellezhouu asked: lol, you said you only get asks about 1D so I decided I would ask you something completely different. :)
Mar 1st
michellezhouu: kaleidoscopeconfetti: michellezhouu: kaleidoscopeconfetti: Read More Oh honey bun. I need to work out too, I am so unhealthy.. -.-  Let’s go running together! Uughh, I know. Lets! Karli and I were planning on going to the Y at least once a week but every time we plan something, she always has to cancel. :(  I should get a gym membership or something.. Sigh I was...
Mar 1st
5 notes
1 tag
can i just drop history and sign myself up for p.e. is that allowed. can i please.
Mar 1st
1 tag
hazomo: i think everyone should read thg because it’s fab etc etc etc but katniss still makes me want to throw myself off the empire state building like 90% of the series
Mar 1st
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michellezhouu asked: wot kind of shampoo do u use
Mar 1st
1 tag
michellezhouu: kaleidoscopeconfetti: Read More Oh honey bun. I need to work out too, I am so unhealthy.. -.-  Let’s go running together! Uughh, I know. Lets! Karli and I were planning on going to the Y at least once a week but every time we plan something, she always has to cancel. :( 
Mar 1st
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when the only time i get asks is to ask something 1D related… well then.
Mar 1st
Anonymous asked: Who died in Zayns family?? :(
Mar 1st
3 tags
i told myself i was gonna work out tonight… but then i got home and all i wanted to do was sit… so that’s what i’m doing… i walked my dogs though…. that’s being active… right… but omg i gained weight and i don’t even have p.e anymore and i miss p.e because i was forced to run every monday and friday and be active and i’m just...
Mar 1st
5 notes
3 tags
Mar 1st
33 notes
1 tag
family: why do you listen to the same songs over and over
me: because fuck you
Mar 1st
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3 tags
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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fuckyeah-tomlinson: Do not go to his house Do not go to the airport Do not tweet him for follows Do not complain about him not being in America Or i will find you And i will kick your face
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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1 tag
Mar 1st
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February 2012
I want to hug Zayn right now and never let go.
Feb 29th
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Our parents should thank One Direction. I mean,...
4nipsnohips: and to have sex with one direction ^this.
Feb 29th
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flirting in different hemispheres
British Guy: Why hello love you look lovely today absolutely flawless the way the light shines on you babe I fancy you so you're the most beautiful woman I have laid my eyes on.
American Guy: Ayye shawty you lookin' fineeeee today look at dat big booty ass turn around and pop that pussy mother fucka
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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jamjalex: if the best things in life are free why do concert tickets cost money
Feb 29th
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4 tags
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joshishollywood:
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
168 notes
1 tag
when i change my friends’ names on my phone to something retarded and i’m shitting myself wondering who they actually are and how i have friends.
Feb 29th
1 tag
when my cousin fb chats me and tells me she wants me to come to her party but i’m not 18 so she’ll get me a fake id…….. what if she does. hahahahahaha. omfg.
Feb 29th
1 note
1 tag
dudewheresmytardis: there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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when people are saying that zayn’s an asshole and i don’t want to believe them but a part of me really does……………. why. 
Feb 29th
2 tags
when i am an awkward turtle and post a status asking someone to help me with chem expecting a friend to offer to help but instead some guy i barely speak to does instead…….. and i’m sitting here really confused and i don’t know what to say because i don’t wanna be mean or look stupid like hey you asked for help, i’m offering but you don’t want...
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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1 tag
Feb 29th
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2 tags
ducktana: I love food the way im supposed to feel about boys
Feb 29th
602 notes
2 tags
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Feb 29th
125,111 notes
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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1 tag
When you do math homework and you get to a hard... →
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Feb 28th
42,347 notes
1 tag
omfg are blair and dan really getting it on. really. really. why. why. no. i don’t approve.
Feb 28th
10 notes
well now that i’m calm, i guess i should do homework………… just kidding. gossip girl is on. lemme share my gossip girl thoughts with you all in a bit.
Feb 28th
Feb 28th
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