March 2012
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Fans: I wanna hold your hand
Big Time Rush: That'll be 325 dollars
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when are online pre-cal assignments count as much as a quiz……………. dead.
HIGHER PRE-CAL MARK HERE I COME.
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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when my friends never know if i’m being sincere or not because i have chronic bitch face and a forever sarcastic tone.
I’M NICE I SWEAR.
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when people are bubble bursters and i just want to punch them.
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i wish tumblr had a list of all the tags you’ve ever used.
that would be a damn long list but i’m being really ocd right now
and i’m trying to organize my shit.
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kaleidoscopeconfetti:
My friend Michelle and I getting a shoutout from Christina Grimmie at her CD signing!
Just bringing this back because Christina is adorable. :3
Anonymous asked: i no wat u did last summer
michellezhouu asked: lol, you said you only get asks about 1D so I decided I would ask you something completely different. :)
michellezhouu:
kaleidoscopeconfetti:
michellezhouu:
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Oh honey bun. I need to work out too, I am so unhealthy.. -.-
Let’s go running together!
Uughh, I know. Lets! Karli and I were planning on going to the Y at least once a week but every time we plan something, she always has to cancel. :(
I should get a gym membership or something.. Sigh
I was...
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can i just drop history and sign myself up for p.e.
is that allowed.
can i please.
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hazomo:
i think everyone should read thg because it’s fab etc etc etc but katniss still makes me want to throw myself off the empire state building like 90% of the series
michellezhouu asked: wot kind of shampoo do u use
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michellezhouu:
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Oh honey bun. I need to work out too, I am so unhealthy.. -.-
Let’s go running together!
Uughh, I know. Lets! Karli and I were planning on going to the Y at least once a week but every time we plan something, she always has to cancel. :(
when the only time i get asks is to ask something 1D related… well then.
Anonymous asked: Who died in Zayns family?? :(
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i told myself i was gonna work out tonight…
but then i got home and all i wanted to do was sit…
so that’s what i’m doing…
i walked my dogs though….
that’s being active…
right…
but omg i gained weight and i don’t even have p.e anymore and i miss p.e because i was forced to run every monday and friday and be active and i’m just...
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family: why do you listen to the same songs over and over
me: because fuck you
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fuckyeah-tomlinson:
Do not go to his house
Do not go to the airport
Do not tweet him for follows
Do not complain about him not being in America
Or i will find you And i will kick your face
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February 2012
I want to hug Zayn right now and never let go.
Our parents should thank One Direction. I mean,...
4nipsnohips:
and to have sex with one direction
^this.
flirting in different hemispheres
British Guy: Why hello love you look lovely today absolutely flawless the way the light shines on you babe I fancy you so you're the most beautiful woman I have laid my eyes on.
American Guy: Ayye shawty you lookin' fineeeee today look at dat big booty ass turn around and pop that pussy mother fucka
jamjalex:
if the best things in life are free why do concert tickets cost money
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joshishollywood:
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when i change my friends’ names on my phone to something retarded and i’m shitting myself wondering who they actually are and how i have friends.
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when my cousin fb chats me and tells me she wants me to come to her party but i’m not 18 so she’ll get me a fake id……..
what if she does.
hahahahahaha.
omfg.
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dudewheresmytardis:
there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
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when people are saying that zayn’s an asshole and i don’t want to believe them but a part of me really does……………. why.
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when i am an awkward turtle and post a status asking someone to help me with chem expecting a friend to offer to help but instead some guy i barely speak to does instead…….. and i’m sitting here really confused and i don’t know what to say because i don’t wanna be mean or look stupid like hey you asked for help, i’m offering but you don’t want...
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ducktana:
I love food the way im supposed to feel about boys
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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omfg are blair and dan really getting it on.
really.
really.
why.
why.
no.
i don’t approve.
well now that i’m calm, i guess i should do homework…………
just kidding.
gossip girl is on.
lemme share my gossip girl thoughts with you all in a bit.